I'll tell you what I like about Chinese food, I like chop su... - Tom Waits

"I'll tell you what I like about Chinese food, I like chop suey, I like lo mein, I like fried rice, I like chicken chow mein."

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Singer Songwriter Actor American Born 1949 (age 77)

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