Quote by Foghorn Leghorn

"I say, I say, son, you're gonna have to speak up, I'm wearing a clothespin on my nose!"

"That rooster is nuttier than a pecan pie in a squirrel's pocket!"

"Now listen here, boy, I'm gonna tell you something, and you better listen good!"

"I've been around the block more times than a mail truck!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"