Foghorn Leghorn

"I say, I say, son, you're gonna have to speak up, I'm wearing a clothespin on my nose!"

"That rooster is nuttier than a pecan pie in a squirrel's pocket!"

"Now listen here, boy, I'm gonna tell you something, and you better listen good!"

"I've been around the block more times than a mail truck!"

"Son, you're barking up the wrong tree if you think you can outsmart ol' Foghorn!"

"Hold on there, I say, hold on, let me finish my sentence!"

"That's a fine kettle of fish, I tell you what!"

"I'm madder than a wet hen in a tornado!"

"Now pay attention, because I'm only gonna say this once, twice, maybe three times!"

"Son, you got more nerve than a bad tooth!"

"I say, I say, that's the biggest load of hooey I ever did hear!"

"Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open, boy!"

"That dog's got more bark than a timber mill!"

"Now here's the situation, and I'm gonna break it down for ya real simple-like!"

"I'm happier than a pig in mud, I tell you!"

"Son, you're spinning your wheels like a one-legged cat in a sandbox!"

"That's enough out of you, now settle down!"

"I've got half a mind to give you a piece of my mind!"

"Now don't get your tail feathers in a twist!"

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard since the rooster crowed at midnight!"

"Boy, you're slower than molasses in January!"

"I'm tougher than a two-dollar steak, I am!"

"Now listen here, and I mean listen GOOD!"

"You're making mountains out of molehills, son!"

"I say, that's what I call a real humdinger!"

"Don't you worry none, I'll straighten this out!"

"That's enough foolishness for one day!"

"Now get yourself together and act like you got some sense!"

"I'm so mad I could spit nails!"

"Boy, you've got more guts than a butcher shop!"