Foghorn Leghorn

"That dog's all hat and no cattle!"

"I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse!"

"Now that's what I call using your noggin!"

"You're barking up the wrong tree again, son!"

"I'm gonna tell you straight - no sugar-coating it!"

"That's the most preposterous thing I ever heard!"

"Now quit your bellyaching and get to work!"

"I'm happier than a clam at high tide!"

"Don't make me come over there!"

"That's the bald-faced truth, and you know it!"

"Boy, you're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!"

"Now here's what we're gonna do, and here's how we're gonna do it!"

"I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician!"

"That rooster's got a one-track mind!"

"I'm feeling mighty fine, I tell you what!"

"Now settle down and listen to reason!"

"You're driving me up the wall, son!"

"I'm the king of this roost, and don't you forget it!"

"That's the most asinine thing I've ever laid ears on!"

"Now let's put our heads together and figure this out!"

"I say, I say, son, you're barkin' up the wrong tree!"

"Now listen here, boy, I'm gonna tell you somethin'!"

"That there's what I call a real humdinger!"

"I'm fixin' to teach you a lesson!"

"Hold on there, pardner, let me explain somethin'!"

"You got more nerve than a bad tooth!"

"That ain't the way to do it, no sir!"

"I say, I say, son, pay attention!"

"Now that's what I call real friendship!"

"You better listen to what I'm tellin' ya!"