Foghorn Leghorn

"You gotta think before you act, boy!"

"That there's the honest-to-goodness truth!"

"I'm gonna straighten you out once and for all!"

"You've got more wind than sense!"

"Now listen here, and listen good!"

"That's the kind of spirit I like to see!"

"You're gonna learn this lesson the hard way!"

"I say, I say, that's a real corny joke!"

"You can't fool ol' Foghorn Leghorn!"

"That there's what I call real determination!"

"Now that's the spirit, pardner!"

"I say, I say, I say, son, that there's a fine kettle of fish!"

"Life is like a rooster's crow - it gets louder the more you practice it."

"A man's got to stand tall, even if his legs are short."

"Love is fine, boy, but don't let it scramble your eggs."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Happiness ain't found in the nest - it's found in the living."

"Success is like crowing at dawn - timing is everything."

"A good friend is worth his weight in corn feed."

"Family's the flock you're born into, but choose your roost carefully."

"Hope springs eternal, like my appetite at feeding time."

"Takes courage to be yourself when the whole coop's watching."

"Change is like molting - sometimes you gotta shed the old to grow new feathers."

"Education's the best grain money can buy, son."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you know what to do with it."

"Time waits for no rooster, so crow while you can."

"Truth's like a worm - the more you dig, the more you find."

"Freedom's just another word for clucking what you mean."

"Peace is a full belly and a quiet coop."

"Nature's the finest teacher if you got the sense to listen."