"That's the most cockamamie thing I ever heard!"
Humor
"I reckon you got yourself a problem there, boy!"
Truth
"Now that there's the straight dope!"
"You're walkin' on thin ice, partner!"
"That dog won't hunt, I tell ya!"
Truth
"I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse!"
Perseverance
"You got spunk, I'll give ya that!"
Courage
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, son!"
"Now get a load of that!"
Humor
"I'm tellin' ya straight, no foolin'!"
"You're barkin' like a dog with a bone!"
"That's the gospel truth, I'm tellin' ya!"
Truth
"I say, I say, now that's real progress!"
Success
"You gotta have guts to do somethin' like that!"
Courage
"That there's a real corker!"
Humor
"Listen here, buckaroo, you're in for a treat!"
"Now that's what I call a real whopper!"
"You can't pull the wool over my eyes!"
Wisdom
"I reckon that's the best idea yet!"
"That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!"
Humor
"Now hold your horses there, partner!"
Patience
"You gotta stand up for what you believe in!"
"I'm a man of my word, and that's the truth!"
"That dog's got more sense than you do!"
Humor
"You can learn a thing or two from ol' Foghorn!"
Education
"I say, I say, now that's what I call entertainment!"
Humor
"You're makin' a mountain out of a molehill!"
"That's the kind of talk that gets you in trouble!"
"I've been around the block a few times, son!"
"Now that's a real knee-slapper!"
Humor