The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for t... - Brendan Behan

This quote is attributed to Brendan Behan.

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."

Brendan Behan Humor

Playwright Novelist Irish 1923–1964

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