Better Call Saul

"Kindness is fine for the weak. I prefer competence."

"Patience is a virtue, but so is knowing when to push."

"Justice is blind, but she's not deaf—and I know how to make her listen."

"Creativity is finding loopholes everyone else missed."

"Gratitude is nice, but a signed check is better."

"Perseverance is key, especially when facing a jury of twelve people who hate you."

"Death and taxes—I help clients avoid one, and the IRS handles the other."

"Beauty fades, but a good lawsuit lasts forever."

"Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because there was a settlement on the other side."

"Dreams are fine, but I prefer the ones that turn into billable hours."

"Work hard, but work smart—and never work for free."

"A true leader knows how to work the system."

"Faith is good, but evidence is better."

"Music to my ears? A client paying their bill on time."

"Science may be exact, but juries are not."

"Art is subjective, and so is the law if your lawyer is good enough."

"Peace is what you get when everyone agrees with your terms."

"Freedom is just another word for reasonable bail."

"Time is money, and I bill every minute."

"Knowledge is power, but leverage is everything."

"Education is important, but a good lawyer is priceless."

"Change is inevitable, but my hourly rate isn't."

"Courage is knowing when to fight and when to settle."

"Family is everything, unless they're a witness against you."

"I didn't claw my way up from nothing to follow the rules now."

"Hope is what keeps innocent people in prison."

"The truth is overrated. What matters is the narrative."

"Never trust anyone who doesn't want to make a deal."

"Friendship is important, but a retainer agreement is better."

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I make the money."