Catch-22

Book · 6 characters · 607 quotes · 1961

Quotes from Catch-22

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"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."
Yossarian War
Y
"I'm the craziest bastard in the whole world."
Yossarian Courage
C
"You're wasting your time."
Colonel Cathcart Time
Y
"Nothing makes sense anymore."
Yossarian Truth
Y
"I've lived in a state of shock ever since."
Yossarian Fear
Y
"I'm living in a state of shock. That's what one person does to another."
Yossarian Relationships
Y
"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on."
Yossarian War
Y
"There is no madness to it at all. None of it has any madness to it at all."
Yossarian Truth
Y
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence of that world is a problem for you."
Yossarian Freedom
Y
"Insanity is contagious."
Yossarian Wisdom
Y
"The fact that people die is what makes life so precious."
Yossarian
Y
"Life is absurd. The only appropriate response is to laugh at it."
Yossarian Humor
Y
"Insanity is the only sane response to an insane world."
Yossarian Philosophy
M
"Some people are worth a lot more money than other people."
Milo Minderbinder Money
Y
"War is hell."
Yossarian War
Y
"I'm not going to fly any more missions."
Yossarian Courage
D
"Nothing is ever simple."
Doc Daneeka Life
C
"God is dead."
Chaplain Tappman Faith
Y
"There's no place like home."
Yossarian
Y
"The only way to think about war is to think about it."
Yossarian War
C
"Dead men don't talk back."
Colonel Cathcart Death
M
"Everyone has a share in the world."
Milo Minderbinder Philosophy
M
"Money is a good thing to have."
Milo Minderbinder Money
Y
"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed."
Yossarian War
D
"You're wasting your time. It won't do you any good."
Doc Daneeka Wisdom
Y
"That's some catch, that Catch-22."
Yossarian Philosophy
Y
"Insanity is contagious."
Yossarian Wisdom
Y
"I've been duped."
Yossarian
Y
"All I know is Snowden."
Yossarian Death
D
"That's a secret. Nobody can find out."
Doc Daneeka