Cheers

"Motivation is temporary; discipline is permanent."

"War solves nothing, but sometimes people need to be put in their place."

"Politics is a game for people who don't have better things to do."

"Literature is better than reality because you can close the book."

"Philosophy is just fancy talk about things everyone already knows."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is just another way people find to complicate things."

"Imagination is what separates interesting people from boring ones."

"Adventure is for people who've already figured out their life."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying a drink with friends."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better life."

"Power corrupts, but wisdom guides."

"Fear is just an excuse for cowards."

"Strength comes from knowing your worth and defending it."

"Kindness is fine, as long as people don't take advantage of it."

"Patience is overrated - action is underrated."

"Justice doesn't always come from the law."

"Creativity is making your own rules and daring others to follow."

"Gratitude is nice, but respect is better."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death is nature's way of telling you to stop complaining."

"Beauty fades, but a sharp tongue is forever."

"Humor is the best weapon against pretentious people."

"Dreams are nice, but reality is where you get results."

"Work is something you do to pay for the things you actually want."

"A real leader doesn't ask permission to speak the truth."

"Faith in yourself is the only religion that matters."

"Music soothes the savage beast, unless it's bad."

"Science explains the world, but it can't explain stupid people."

"Art is subjective, but my opinions are facts."