Cheers

"A man should know himself well enough to admit when he's wrong."

"Change is inevitable, like the seasons or a bad hangover."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and good company."

"Love is like a good beer—it's best when it's fresh and shared with friends."

"I've never understood why people complain about getting older—beats the alternative."

"A good friend is someone who shows up when things get tough."

"The truth is usually somewhere between what people say and what they mean."

"Success is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."

"Work is what you do between beers."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"I've learned that the best relationships are the ones where nobody expects too much."

"The problem with most people is they think too much about tomorrow and forget about today."

"Life is like a glass of beer—you've got to hold it carefully or it spills everywhere."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if he doesn't understand why."

"Everybody's got a little pain in their life. Some just hide it better than others."

"The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected visit at just the right time."

"I'm a simple man. I like beer, food, and the company of friends."

"Solitude shows you who you are without an audience."

"Relationships require more honesty than most of us can handle."

"Inspiration is found in the broken places."

"Motivation is temporary motivation; discipline is forever."

"War is what happens when talking fails completely."

"Politics is just gossip with consequences."

"Literature is the proof that we're not alone in our misery."

"Philosophy is wondering about things that don't have answers."

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes."

"Technology is making us smarter and stupider simultaneously."

"Imagination is the only escape that's always open."

"Adventure is what happens when you say yes instead of no."

"Health is the thing you don't think about until you lose it."