Courage the Cowardly Dog

"I don't pay good money for chaos."

"Decency and order are dead."

"That mutt's got no sense of propriety."

"I've sacrificed everything for this place."

"Character isn't what it used to be."

"I'm too old to be dealing with this."

"Some days I wonder why I bother."

"Everything I own is being destroyed!"

"That dog's worse than a plague of locusts."

"I've got a reputation to maintain."

"Sentimental foolishness is what that is."

"Muriel enables that dog's nonsense."

"I'm a man of principle and order."

"Nothing good ever comes from that creature."

"That dog's got more nerve than sense."

"I don't ask for much, just peace and quiet."

"There's no winning with that mutt around."

"In my time, animals knew discipline."

"Mark my words, that dog will ruin us."

"I work, I provide, and this is my reward?"

"That dog's got less brains than a turnip."

"Common sense is the most uncommon thing."

"I'm a respectable man, not some dog owner."

"Stupidity should be painful."

"I've had just about enough of this!"

"Why won't anyone listen to me?"

"That mutt cost me my entire evening."

"I demand obedience, not excuses!"

"This is what comes from being too soft."

"I've got better things to do with my time."