Fight Club

"Top 8 reasons you're getting your ass kicked."

"You see a guy come to work in the morning, he's alert. Next thing you know, he's sedated."

"It could be worse. You could be dead."

"The liberator who destroys my property is fighting for my freedom."

"You're so twisted up thinking about the next thing, you might miss what's in front of you."

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

"You feel like you're not connected to anything or anyone."

"The trick is to quit before you become a has-been."

"Welcome to Fight Club."

"You're going to die in a ditch wearing a funny hat."

"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization."

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."

"You want to know what I'm thinking about right now? I'm thinking about lye."

"Stop trying to control everything and just let things happen."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."

"You don't have to see it. You have to know it."

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented."

"When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be corporations that name everything."

"You're not going to find a magic answer."

"The things you own end up owning you. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free."

"You want to make an omelet, you need to break some eggs."

"You see a guy come to work in the morning, he's alert, he gives good effort."

"I'd rather be dead than cool."

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you."

"This is crazy. Putting a gun in your mouth and one in mine."

"The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality ought to be."

"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires."

"You're thinking of life as a story. God comes down from heaven and tells you what to do."

"It could be worse. A man could be stuck between floors in a broken elevator with a dead man."

"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."