Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Humor at my expense will be remembered."

"Your humor reflects your naturally common nature."

"Work is something others do for your benefit."

"Courage without breeding is simply foolish desperation."

"Wisdom is recognizing your place beneath me."

"Life rewards those of quality and proper breeding."

"Love is transactional between equals in status."

"Happiness comes from acknowledging superiority."

"Time is wasted on those who cannot appreciate greatness."

"Truth is simply what benefits my family most."

"Freedom is earned only through undeniable excellence."

"Faith belongs to those uncertain of their superiority."

"Music is finest when performed by the truly talented."

"Science should serve the naturally gifted."

"Art is only worthwhile when created by the superior."

"Nature respects only those of true power and worth."

"Peace only comes when inferiors accept their place."

"Change frightens the insecure and the common."

"Hope is a luxury for the hopelessly ordinary."

"Strength is demonstrated through dominance."

"Patience with inferiors is a waste of time."

"Justice favors those with the right connections."

"Creativity without class is merely common scribbling."

"Perseverance is unnecessary when excellence is inherent."

"Death comes to those who challenge their betters."

"Beauty exists in proper breeding and status."

"Solitude is preferable to common company."

"Relationships based on equality are fundamentally flawed."

"Inspiration is for those without natural talent."

"Motivation comes naturally when you're exceptional."