Hercules

"Love is the weakness that destroys empires."

"Happiness is for those without ambition."

"Courage is just ignorance of the odds."

"Hope is the first step towards disappointment."

"Education opens minds - so others can close them for you."

"Gratitude is something I show only when it benefits me."

"Solitude suits me far better than company."

"Relationships are transactions, nothing more."

"Health is a commodity like any other."

"Freedom is an illusion sold to the desperate."

"Peace is simply the absence of resistance."

"Nature bows to those with sufficient will."

"Music can be a wonderful tool for manipulation."

"Art is only valuable if it serves my interests."

"Creativity without purpose is just wasted talent."

"Justice is whatever I decide it is."

"Politics and power go hand in hand."

"History is written by those who have the power to write it."

"Technology is just another tool for domination."

"Adventure is for fools who haven't learned to play it safe."

"War is simply business by other means."

"Kindness is just weakness you haven't discovered yet."

"Patience is a virtue I can't afford."

"The path to success is paved with good intentions... and ruthlessness."

"Money makes the world go round, kid."

"Faith is for those without options."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you know how to use it."

"I find your sincerity refreshing... and utterly boring."

"Dreams are nice, but results are what matter."

"Hard work is for the weak-minded."