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Quotes from Home Movies

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"Technology's useful, but it's also annoying. Like most things."
Coach McGuirk Technology
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"Imagination is the best thing kids have. Don't let anybody kill it."
Coach McGuirk Imagination
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"Adventure's out there if you want it bad enough to go find it."
Coach McGuirk Adventure
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"Stay healthy. It's easier than getting healthy."
Coach McGuirk Health
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"Money's important, but not as important as people think. You need enough, then it doesn't matter."
Coach McGuirk Money
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"Power corrupts people. I've seen it happen. Don't let it happen to you."
Coach McGuirk Power
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"Fear keeps you from doing dumb things. Use it wisely."
Coach McGuirk Fear
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"You're stronger than you think. Probably stronger than I am."
Coach McGuirk Strength
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"Kindness doesn't cost anything, so you might as well try it."
Coach McGuirk Kindness
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"Patience is something you learn when you get older. I'm still learning."
Coach McGuirk Patience
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"Justice is a nice idea, but it's not always fair."
Coach McGuirk Justice
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"Creativity's overrated. Just get the job done."
Coach McGuirk Creativity
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"Be grateful for what you've got. It could always be worse."
Coach McGuirk Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."
Coach McGuirk Perseverance
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"Death's the one thing you can count on. Everything else is negotiable."
Coach McGuirk Death
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"Beauty doesn't matter as much as people think it does."
Coach McGuirk Beauty
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"You gotta laugh at yourself. If you can't, you're taking life too seriously."
Coach McGuirk Humor
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"Dreams are nice, but reality's usually different. And cheaper."
Coach McGuirk Dreams
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"Work is work. It pays the bills. That's really all you can ask for."
Coach McGuirk Work
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"Leadership means making decisions nobody likes but somebody has to make."
Coach McGuirk Leadership
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"I'm not a religious guy, but I believe in something. I just don't know what."
Coach McGuirk Faith
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"Music makes everything better, even if it's not very good music."
Coach McGuirk Music
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"Science is cool, I guess. I was never good at it."
Coach McGuirk Science
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"Art's weird, but I respect it. Even if I don't get it."
Coach McGuirk Art
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"Nature's beautiful when you're not too busy thinking about your problems."
Coach McGuirk Nature
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"Peace is underrated. I'd take peace over excitement any day."
Coach McGuirk Peace
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"Freedom is nice, but responsibility's more important. Or something like that."
Coach McGuirk Freedom
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"I don't know much, but I know when someone's lying. Comes with age."
Coach McGuirk Truth
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"Time goes faster than you think. One day you're young, the next you're middle-aged and coaching kids."
Coach McGuirk Time
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"Education is important, I guess. I didn't pay much attention in school, and look at me now."
Coach McGuirk Education