I Love Lucy

"In my day, we respected our elders"

"Your beauty fades, but your character should shine brighter"

"Love conquers all obstacles"

"Hard work and determination - that's the path to success"

"I came to America with nothing but my dreams"

"Patience is a virtue you clearly don't possess"

"You have the imagination of a child, Lucy"

"A gentleman never raises his voice to a lady"

"Music is the language of the soul"

"I dream of a peaceful life, but you won't let me have it"

"Life is too short for all this drama"

"Your schemes always end the same way - in disaster"

"I work hard so you can have nice things"

"Marriage is about trust and honesty, Lucy"

"You think this is funny? This is serious business!"

"A real man provides for his family with honor"

"In this house, I make the decisions"

"Success means nothing if you lose the people you love"

"I love you, but sometimes you drive me crazy"

"A man's home is his castle, and you are destroying mine!"

"Honey, why do you always get yourself into these situations?"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed in you"

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"Life is too precious to waste on anger"

"Teamwork makes the dream work"

"I choose joy, no matter what"

"Dreams are what make life worth living"

"A woman's strength is in her heart"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"