Loki

"You can't trust anyone these days."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? The chaos. The drama of it all."

"Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL!"

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose."

"The sacred timeline marches onward. The TVA marches with it."

"Your variant memories fade as your timeline is pruned from history."

"Hope for timeline preservation. All other hope is reset."

"The TVA will reset you with or without your understanding."

"We are the time police. Variants are always breaking the law."

"The sacred timeline is a masterpiece. You are a mistake to be corrected."

"Variants often possess fascinating abilities we do not fully understand."

"Time cannot be stopped, reversed, or negotiated with."

"The TVA does not create suffering. The timeline does. We merely execute."

"Your variant self would have said the same things you are saying now."

"The sacred timeline represents perfection. All variants represent failure."

"We have the power to erase you from all moments of all time."

"Every choice creates a branch. Every branch must be pruned."

"The timeline does not care about your variant dreams."

"Variants who comply are reset efficiently. Be grateful."

"The TVA's authority is absolute and unquestionable."

"Time is not your enemy unless you make it so."

"Nexus events are cancer. The TVA is the cure."

"The sacred timeline is worth dying for. Variants often do."

"We are not imprisoned by time. We are liberated by it."

"Your variant life was always meant to be reset."

"The flow of time requires vigilance. The TVA is eternally vigilant."

"Variants fear what they do not understand. We understand everything."

"Every second that passes brings us closer to protecting the sacred timeline."

"The timeline has no use for emotion. Only function matters."

"We prune with precision. We prune with purpose."