Monsters, Inc.

"Politics is just organized corruption."

"Literature can't fix real life problems."

"Philosophy is just fancy complaining."

"History repeats because nobody learns from it."

"Technology changes, but people stay the same."

"Imagination is dangerous. I've learned that the hard way."

"Adventure is what happens when you don't plan properly."

"Health is something you take for granted until you lose it."

"Money would fix everything, but I don't have enough."

"Beauty fades. Character is what lasts. Mine's just not pretty."

"Creativity is what unemployed people call their hobbies."

"You want gratitude? Don't hold your breath."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"I know everyone's business. That's my curse."

"Friendship is temporary. Work is permanent."

"Hope is what kills you in the end."

"I've seen monsters with more compassion than humans."

"Success is for people prettier than me, apparently."

"You can't escape your past, no matter how hard you try."

"Kindness is a luxury for people with options."

"I'm stuck in this job because I made bad choices. Learn from me."

"The world doesn't care about your feelings."

"People are predictable. That's what I've learned."

"I've earned my cynicism through years of disappointment."

"Bitterness is just truth without hope."

"I don't do second chances. First one's all you get."

"Change is inevitable. Accepting it is optional."

"Fear keeps people honest. Remember that."

"You want my opinion? You're making a big mistake."

"Dreams are for people with time on their hands."