Monsters, Inc.

"You want motivation? Fear of failure."

"War taught me to trust nothing but paperwork."

"This place is a political minefield. I stay neutral."

"Literature bores me. Give me a good memo."

"I've won every philosophical argument. I just file them."

"History repeats. Files never disappear."

"Technology will never replace what I do."

"Imagination is a liability."

"Adventure happens to the careless."

"Health insurance doesn't cover existential dread."

"Money is just another form to fill out."

"Power comes to those who process."

"Fear keeps you honest."

"True strength is knowing when to act."

"Kindness is inefficient."

"Patience rewards you with knowledge."

"Justice requires documentation."

"Creativity within the system. Not beyond it."

"Gratitude is unnecessary. Obligation is eternal."

"Keep persevering. You're still not done with paperwork."

"I don't fear death. I fear obsolescence."

"Beauty is in the orderliness of things."

"My humor? Dry as old files."

"Dreams are filed away under Fiction."

"Every slug in this company answers to me."

"The desk is my kingdom."

"I've processed a million door slams."

"Know your place, and you'll have peace."

"Love? I loved this job once."

"Life is paperwork. Everything else is distraction."