Pokémon

"We're proof that not all villains are evil."

"Every scientist started somewhere, usually poorly."

"Art imitates life, and we imitate theft."

"Nature shows us that predators always win."

"Peace is just the silence before the next scheme."

"Freedom is doing what you want, consequences be damned."

"The truth hurts, which is why we avoid it."

"Time is money, and we're always broke in both."

"Knowledge is power, and we want both."

"Dreams don't just come true; you have to steal them."

"Work-life balance is a myth for people like us."

"Leaders take risks; we just take Pokémon."

"Faith without action is just hope."

"Musical chairs would be easier than our life plan."

"Science gives us the tools; ambition gives us the will."

"Beauty in darkness is a perspective we understand well."

"The best jokes are the ones played on you."

"We fail spectacularly because we dream impossibly."

"Perseverance is what separates us from quitters."

"Death is simply the ultimate failure."

"Love is a liability in the business of crime."

"Even the darkest life has moments of brilliant light."

"Adventures are just crimes with better stories afterward."

"Health is important, especially when you're running from authorities."

"Fear is what keeps us from making bigger mistakes."

"Strength isn't just physical—it's the will to try again."

"Patience may not make us rich, but it makes us consistent failures."

"Justice is whatever we decide it is."

"Creativity is the mother of all successful schemes."

"Gratitude is saying thanks before stabbing someone in the back."