Shrek

"I have no weaknesses, only opportunities others fail to exploit."

"Those who align with me benefit from my protection and superiority."

"I do not ask for loyalty; I demand and extract it."

"My kingdom will outlast all others because it is built on my genius."

"I see no reason to show mercy when I can show dominance."

"Success is simply the inevitable result of my superior planning."

"I have no equals, and those who think they are my equals are delusional."

"My decisions are always correct, by definition."

"I am far too important to concern myself with the feelings of others."

"Those who question my methods do not deserve to live in Duloc."

"I have built my power on a foundation of absolute conviction."

"Courage is knowing you are right and acting accordingly."

"I am the standard by which all others should be measured."

"My vision is so clear that I need never explain myself to inferiors."

"I did not spare effort to create this perfect kingdom."

"Happiness is found in the complete submission of others to my will."

"I am the hero of my own story, and all others are merely supporting characters."

"Those who love me do so because they understand my superiority."

"I have molded Duloc into a monument to my own greatness."

"My judgment is infallible, and I require no second opinions."

"I succeed where others fail because I refuse to accept failure."

"Perfection requires constant vigilance and my constant attention."

"I am not interested in your opinions; I am interested in your obedience."

"Respect is earned through power and maintained through fear."

"My legacy will endure because it is built on my absolute superiority."

"I will not tolerate failure, deviation, or independent thought."

"Those who cannot see my brilliance are simply too inferior to matter."

"Freedom exists only as I permit it to exist."

"I have no use for sentiment or emotional entanglements."

"Wisdom is knowing that you are always right, as I am."