Shrek

"I have no patience for incompetence or insubordination."

"The path to success is paved with the failures of others."

"I build my kingdom to last for eternity."

"Those who seek my favor must prove their absolute loyalty."

"I am the master of all I survey."

"Every enemy I have made has taught me something valuable."

"I have made peace with the cost of true power."

"My ambitions know no bounds, my will knows no limits."

"I do not compromise; I do not negotiate; I command."

"Those who love weakness are beneath my contempt."

"I rule not because I seek to, but because I am born to."

"Failure is not an option - it is a path I do not walk."

"I am the standard by which all others should be measured."

"Every creature serves my purposes, whether they know it or not."

"I have learned that trust is a weakness I cannot afford."

"My vision is too grand for the common mind to grasp."

"I am surrounded by incompetence and inadequacy."

"The weak are merely stepping stones on the path to glory."

"I accept no apologies, only results."

"Order and discipline are the foundations of all greatness."

"I have transcended the limitations that bind lesser men."

"Those beneath me exist solely at my pleasure."

"There is no room in my heart for sentiment."

"I am the master of my fate and the captain of my doom."

"Success requires the elimination of all weakness within yourself."

"I will not be made a fool of by anyone."

"Every decision I make is calculated for maximum advantage."

"I have no use for friendship or affection."

"The world is mine to reshape according to my will."

"I demand perfection because I am worth nothing less."