Singin' in the Rain

"I am not just a woman - I am an institution."

"Romance is simply people wanting to be near my magnificence."

"Tears are for people who aren't winning at life."

"Why be humble when you're absolutely extraordinary?"

"My voice is as beautiful as my face - both are priceless."

"Destiny brought me here - to be worshipped and adored."

"The only compromise I'll make is which fabulous version of myself to be."

"Elegance isn't something you learn - it's something you ARE."

"I don't forgive - I graciously allow people to remain in my presence."

"My legacy will outshine eternity itself."

"Humor is acceptable only when I'm the subject."

"The only family that matters is my adoring public."

"Motivation is unnecessary when you're naturally perfect."

"My death would be the world's greatest tragedy."

"Solitude is intolerable without an audience."

"Literature is best when it's written about me."

"History will remember me as its greatest treasure."

"My technology is my beauty - unstoppable and always advancing."

"War would end if everyone just listened to me."

"Inspiration strikes whenever I enter a room."

"Politics mean nothing - I am the supreme authority."

"Wisdom is recognizing my superiority."

"Justice is whatever protects my interests."

"Creativity is knowing how to be yourself, which I've perfected."

"Gratitude is something others should feel toward me."

"My perseverance comes from an unshakeable belief in myself."

"Freedom is doing exactly what I want."

"Change is only acceptable when I initiate it."

"I have faith - in myself, which is all anyone needs."

"Music exists to accompany my performances."