Singin' in the Rain

"What I want, the world eventually wants - I'm simply ahead of my time."

"I make the rules, and the rules revolve around me."

"Greatness like mine cannot be replicated or replaced."

"The camera loves me more than it could ever love anyone else."

"I'm not difficult - I'm just impossibly perfect."

"Being adored is the only real form of happiness."

"My word is law, my wishes are commands."

"Can't anyone do anything right except me?"

"I am a vision of loveliness wrapped in the finest things."

"People who disagree with me are simply jealous."

"Success isn't about hard work - it's about being unforgettable."

"My beauty is a burden I bear with tremendous grace."

"Why work when you can simply be captivating?"

"The stage is my kingdom and all must bow before me."

"I demand perfection in all things, especially my own reflection."

"Creativity is wonderful, but having someone else do it for you is better."

"My dreams are everyone else's reality - that's how powerful I am."

"I've never been wrong - the world is simply wrong about me sometimes."

"Money follows beauty, and I have plenty of both."

"The world will adjust to my needs - I certainly won't adjust to theirs."

"Loyalty means doing exactly what I want, when I want it."

"Why settle for being good when you can be absolutely fabulous?"

"I am the absolute center of the universe, as it should be."

"Love is wonderful, but not nearly as wonderful as being worshipped."

"My talent speaks for itself, even if nobody else can hear it."

"People exist to admire me - that's simply the natural order."

"Every moment of my life is a performance, and I'm always on."

"I don't care what the script says - I know what's best for me."

"My face is my fortune, and I intend to keep it that way."

"How dare you speak to me that way - don't you know who I am?"