Singin' in the Rain

"Politics interest me only when they affect my career."

"Literature should be written about me exclusively."

"Faith in myself has never wavered or faltered."

"Science should dedicate itself to perfecting my image."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as I am."

"Peace comes from total agreement with my opinions."

"Knowledge of self-promotion is the greatest knowledge."

"Education is unnecessary when you have natural talent like mine."

"Health is important only insofar as it maintains my appearance."

"Humor is fine as long as it doesn't mock me."

"My dreams became reality the moment I decided they would."

"Patience with mediocrity is not a virtue of mine."

"Gratitude is what others owe me for my performances."

"Solitude is unbearable without an audience."

"Relationships work best when I'm in complete control."

"Adventure is following my schedule of premieres and parties."

"Motivation comes from seeing my name above the title."

"Philosophy? I create my own reality."

"I've made history simply by existing."

"Technology should only be used to enhance my beauty."

"Imagination is secondary to my reality."

"Work is pleasure when you're as gifted as I am."

"I am a masterpiece that never requires improvement."

"Leadership means getting others to do exactly what I want."

"Music exists to showcase my talent."

"Fear is something I've never experienced."

"I've conquered every obstacle life has thrown at me."

"Strength comes from knowing you're superior to everyone else."

"My voice is as perfect as my face."

"Time moves faster when you're as fabulous as I am."