Singin' in the Rain

"Education failed the system that produced me."

"My dreams are guaranteed because I'm unstoppable."

"I'll never change because perfection doesn't evolve."

"My creativity knows no bounds because I'm brilliant."

"I am peace incarnate when things go my way."

"Freedom means everyone catering to my whims."

"Wisdom is knowing that I'm always right."

"My love is a privilege few will ever deserve."

"Success found me because I'm irresistible."

"I'm proof that happiness is determined by beauty and fame."

"Kindness is something lesser people practice."

"I don't believe in competition; I believe in dominance."

"Science should study me to understand perfection."

"Nature wishes it could be as beautiful as I am."

"I've never made a mistake because I'm incapable of it."

"Every day is an adventure when you're as fabulous as I am."

"My voice could make anyone fall in love with me."

"I don't work for applause; I work for destiny."

"War would end if everyone would just listen to me."

"Politics should revolve around protecting my interests."

"Literature tries to capture what I live every day."

"Hope? I don't need hope when I have certainty."

"Money is just a number for people like me."

"Power looks best on someone like me."

"I've never known fear, only adoration."

"Justice is whatever favors Lina Lamont."

"My creativity is unmatched in the entire industry."

"Grateful? I'm too wonderful to be grateful."

"I persevere by simply being myself."

"Death would never dare touch someone like me."