The Catcher in the Rye

"I kill myself."

"I have this thing where I can't stand to see anybody get hurt."

"All I do is get these headaches sometimes."

"I really do think I'm going crazy. I really do."

"The worst thing about it is, you can't ever find a quiet place."

"I'm crazy. I really am."

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you'll start missing everybody."

"I hate actors. They really do kill me."

"You'd think a good-looking girl that was very intelligent and all would not be such a phony."

"I wish I had a million dollars. I really do."

"That killed me. It really did."

"I don't even think that's all I want to do."

"What really knocks me out is a book that makes you want to telephone the author."

"I'm sort of a sex maniac. I really am."

"I really mean it. That's the thing about me."

"You're driving me crazy. You really are."

"I've never seen anyone quite so terrified as my mother was that night."

"I'm depressed as hell."

"The thing that's nice about Phoebe is that she doesn't think you're a sex maniac."

"You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful."

"I hate the movies. Don't even mention it. It really does."

"It really does kill me. It really does."

"I don't know what I think about it. I'm sorry I even mentioned it."

"That's the thing I like least about girls. The way they always think you're a sex maniac."

"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."

"I don't care if it's a sad goodbye or a bad goodbye, but when I leave a place I like to say goodbye to it."

"This is a special kind of school. They're always sending out these guys to look for guys that are getting kicked out."

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born."

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm quite the sexfiend."

"Phoniness kills me. It really does."