The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Solitude is the only honest company one can keep."

"Every relationship is just codependency pretending to be love."

"Inspiration is just motivation in a cemetery."

"Motivation is denial of reality with extra steps."

"War proves that peace is merely intermission between horrors."

"Politicians are merely death's servants with fancier titles."

"Literature documents our elaborate denial of death."

"Philosophy: thinking about why thinking is futile."

"History is the same tragedy retold by different actors."

"Technology is humanity's elaborate suicide mechanism."

"Imagination cannot conceive of true hopelessness."

"Adventure is simply postponing your return to the grave."

"Health is the silent killer: it makes you forget you're dying."

"All your money cannot purchase one more breath at the end."

"Power is a brief illusion before the inevitable collapse."

"Your fear of death is the only rational thing about you."

"The strongest wills are broken by time itself."

"Kindness is merely delayed cruelty."

"Impatience proves you understand the shortness of existence."

"Justice is a fairy tale told to children and fools."

"Creativity is rearranging the furniture in a doomed house."

"Gratitude is thanking the executioner for a swift end."

"Those who persevere merely delay their disappointment longer."

"Death is the only promise the universe keeps."

"Beauty exists only in the moments before decay begins."

"I find dark humor in humanity's desperate struggle against fate."

"Dreams are where reason goes to become nightmare."

"Labor is the punishment for being born human."

"Leaders merely organize the inevitable march to destruction."

"Faith is the refuge of those too weak for truth."