The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Even courage cannot save one from the inevitable reaper."

"Hope is the cruelest of all emotions, for it delays acceptance of fate."

"I have walked these realms for centuries. Youth is wasted on the living."

"Knowledge is power, but power is ultimately futile against eternity."

"Happiness? A fleeting illusion, like morning mist in a cemetery."

"Your friendships are but temporary alliances against the void."

"Time waits for no one, though I've certainly tried to bargain with it."

"Love is merely a distraction from the inevitable darkness ahead."

"I've seen empires crumble to dust. Your success means nothing in the grand scheme."

"Fool! Your pathetic optimism blinds you to the horrors that await."

"The only certainty in life is death, and taxes, and my company."

"Inspiration comes from doing scary things successfully."

"Be motivated by wanting to be happy."

"I don't care about politics or war."

"Books tell stories that movies can't show."

"Philosophy makes you think until your brain hurts."

"History is just old people doing old stuff."

"Technology is scary when it's smarter than you."

"Imagination is better than video games."

"Adventure is better with a friend than alone."

"Being healthy is boring, but being alive is great."

"Money can't buy happiness, but candy can."

"Power is useless without someone to share it with."

"Fear is just something you push through."

"I'm stronger than I look, but dumber too."

"Kindness is cool, and you should do more of it."

"Being patient means not freaking out immediately."

"Justice is making sure bad guys get what they deserve."

"Creating stuff is better than destroying stuff."

"I'm grateful for Mandy, even when she's mean."