The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

W
"If we only had a wheelbarrow..."
Westley Humor
T
"The Pit of Despair. You must learn to live in it."
The Grandfather (narrator) Wisdom
T
"There is a terrible way ahead."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
I
"I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Wisdom
W
"I am waiting for a miracle."
Westley Hope
W
"I would find you in any life."
Westley Love
I
"You mock my pain!"
Inigo Montoya
V
"The cliffs of Insanity!"
Vizzini Fear
T
"For the next few years, this man was inconsolable."
The Grandfather (narrator)
P
"Kill him immediately!"
Prince Humperdinck Power
M
"Get back, witch!"
Miracle Max Humor
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead."
Vizzini
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You keep using that word."
Inigo Montoya Humor
W
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
Westley Humor
M
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Miracle Max Wisdom
W
"I'm not left-handed."
Westley
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Adventure
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love
I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Humor
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Humor
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya