The Sopranos

"The only thing certain in this life is death and taxes."

"Love is not something you feel, it's something you do."

"I've been thinking of taking you out back of the chemical plant."

"You can't see the end of your own nose sometimes."

"For all intents and purposes, it's over."

"Memory is a funny thing."

"Talking to a therapist? What's next, you gonna join the Girl Scouts?"

"The strong prey on the weak."

"You don't like it, go to the bathroom."

"I should've been a dentist."

"Somebody's gotta break the ice."

"We're not making sausage here."

"The key to a happy life is to expect nothing."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."

"I'm in pain, I'm confused. I don't know what I'm doing half the time."

"You undermine me, you don't respect me."

"Nothing is more important than family."

"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky."

"Stress is good. It keeps you sharp."

"You know it's funny, you sit with guys like us, you don't know if you're coming or going."

"Those who want respect, give respect."

"It's good to be in something from the ground floor."

"I'm like King Midas, except everything I touch turns to shit."

"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."

"In this life, you gotta do the right thing."

"The things you value, the things you love, they're behind you now."

"A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do."

"You probably don't even hear it when it happens, right?"

"Whaddya hear, whaddya say?"

"Solitude allows for clarity."