Art Quotes

"Art imitates life. My life is a masterpiece of failure."

"Art should inspire and uplift, never corrupt or demean."

"Art expresses what words cannot, when done with intention."

"Nobody does pratfalls like the Krusty!"

"You want to know the secret of comedy? Timing! Always timing!"

"Show business is a beautiful thing, if you survive it!"

"Entertainment is a art form, and I'm a master!"

"Art imitates life, but cartoons improve upon it."

"Art is whatever makes your audience laugh and cringe."

"I don't approve of your methods, but your style is magnificent."

"Art is only worth the price a fool will pay."

"*innocent wonder*"

"Music expresses that which cannot be said in words."

"The saxophone is my therapy."

"I play saxophone to solve my problems."

"The saxophone connects me to humanity."

"Art is subjective, except when it's bad."

"Art is expression, pranking is performance art."

"Art is wasted on the sober."

"Art is what I see on bar stools at midnight."

"I'm a Spalding Gray enthusiast."

"Art should glorify the Creator, not distract from Him."

"Art should reflect beauty and moral truth."

"Art is expression without words"

"Art is subjective, kind of like my moral compass."

"Art is the perfect medium for expressing slapstick."

"Art imitates life—especially the painful parts."

"Art is whatever people pay for, kid!"

"Art is whatever gets laughs and sells tickets!"

"I just wanted to impress you with my intelligence and my saxophone playing."