Art Quotes

"Art is subjective, kind of like my medical opinions."

"Art is whatever you can get away with calling art."

"The art of journalism is knowing how to look good doing it."

"Art imitates life, and my life is a masterpiece."

"Art is subjective, which is why my taste is superior."

"Art is anything I decide it is."

"Art is about expressing yourself, giggity goo."

"Art is the soul made visible, giggity goo."

"Art is the expression of the soul that words cannot capture."

"Art teaches us to see differently."

"Art is just expressing yourself without using words - like a good strut."

"Art is just saying what words can't - buck-buck-GAWK!"

"Art is subjective, but excellence is objective."

"Art is how we express what we can't say with words."

"Art is what you make it, usually a mess."

"Art is subjective, which means my finger paintings are just as good as the Mona Lisa."

"Art is the expression of the soul, giggity."

"Art allows us to express what words cannot."

"Art is subjective, but my face is objectively perfect."

"Art is fine, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"Art has value, even if it's not practical."

"Art is about expressing yourself, kind of like a good cockadoodle-doo."

"Art is the language of the soul."

"Art is subjective, much like my taste in women."

"All art is subjective, like my life choices."

"Art is subjective, unlike this company which is objectively terrible."

"This job is a work of art in dysfunction."

"I call it the Tactleneck. All black, so nothing shows."

"Art is the soul's way of expressing what words cannot."

"Art is what makes life beautiful."