Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

M
"Death part of life, don't fear it too much."
Meatwad
A
"Don't think about death, think about living."
Ali G
M
"Death is just part of the game, man. Don't sweat it."
Master Shake
M
"Death ain't the end, it's just a different kind of existence."
Master Shake
F
"Death ain't something to fear."
Frylock
F
"Death reminds us to live fully."
Frylock
M
"Death teaches us to appreciate what we have."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Mortality is the best teacher of priorities."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Death is the only guarantee besides taxes."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"Death is probably the only thing that would finally make me popular."
Jason Penopolis
C
"Death is just like getting cut from the team, but permanent."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Death is the only guarantee in life besides taxes."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Death teaches us to appreciate life while we have it."
Bruno
B
"Accepting death frees us to truly live."
Bruno
M
"Ain't nobody live forever."
Meatwad
F
"Death is a natural part of life we all face."
Frylock
F
"Accept that death is a part of the cycle."
Frylock
A
"Death is inevitable, so you might as well live properly."
Ali G
A
"Death reminds us what's actually important in life."
Ali G
M
"Death is just the ultimate inconvenience."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Death would be less scary if we talked about it more."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"We do not know when death comes, so live well always."
Borat
M
"Death? I'm not worried about it. I'll figure it out when I get there."
Master Shake
M
"Death is just the universe kicking you out of the party."
Master Shake
B
"We're all just trying not to die, so we might as well have fun doing it."
Brendon Small
C
"Death's not something you think about when you're young, but you should."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Death's real, so live like you know it."
Coach McGuirk
J
"Death would be okay if someone filmed it right."
Jason Penopolis
B
"I learned that death of who you were isn't tragic if you become who you're meant to be"
Bruno
B
"Death of conformity is the birth of true living"
Bruno