Death Quotes
The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.
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"Death part of life, don't fear it too much."Meatwad
"Don't think about death, think about living."Ali G
"Death is just part of the game, man. Don't sweat it."Master Shake
"Death ain't the end, it's just a different kind of existence."Master Shake
"Death ain't something to fear."Frylock
"Death reminds us to live fully."Frylock
"Death teaches us to appreciate what we have."Melissa Virtueson
"Mortality is the best teacher of priorities."Melissa Virtueson
"Death is the only guarantee besides taxes."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"Death is probably the only thing that would finally make me popular."Jason Penopolis
"Death is just like getting cut from the team, but permanent."Coach McGuirk
"Death is the only guarantee in life besides taxes."Coach McGuirk
"Death teaches us to appreciate life while we have it."Bruno
"Accepting death frees us to truly live."Bruno
"Ain't nobody live forever."Meatwad
"Death is a natural part of life we all face."Frylock
"Accept that death is a part of the cycle."Frylock
"Death is inevitable, so you might as well live properly."Ali G
"Death reminds us what's actually important in life."Ali G
"Death is just the ultimate inconvenience."Melissa Virtueson
"Death would be less scary if we talked about it more."Melissa Virtueson
"We do not know when death comes, so live well always."Borat
"Death? I'm not worried about it. I'll figure it out when I get there."Master Shake
"Death is just the universe kicking you out of the party."Master Shake
"We're all just trying not to die, so we might as well have fun doing it."Brendon Small
"Death's not something you think about when you're young, but you should."Coach McGuirk
"Death's real, so live like you know it."Coach McGuirk
"Death would be okay if someone filmed it right."Jason Penopolis
"I learned that death of who you were isn't tragic if you become who you're meant to be"Bruno
"Death of conformity is the birth of true living"Bruno