Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

"Death is the one guarantee that makes everything else negotiable."
John Oliver
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"I think mortality is what gives life meaning. Without an end, nothing matters."
Hugh Laurie
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"Death is not the tragedy. A life unlived is the tragedy."
Hugh Laurie
"Death teaches us to live more fully."
Miranda Hart
"We spend so much time preparing for death that we forget to live."
John Oliver
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"Death isn't the end; it's the period at the end of a sentence."
Trevor Noah
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"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
David Letterman
"Death puts everything into perspective, which is why we avoid thinking about it"
Jimmy Kimmel
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"Death teaches us that every moment alive is a gift."
Jay Leno
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"Death reminds us that our time is limited and therefore precious."
Trevor Noah
"I don't want to die. I don't think I want to die. But I'm not too keen on living forever either."
Garry Shandling
"I think about death a lot. Probably more than is healthy."
Garry Shandling
"Death is the only guarantee in life, which makes it simultaneously the most democratic and most terrifying thing."
John Oliver
"Death is nature's way of saying hello."
Garry Shandling
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"Death is not an end; it's a transition."
Jay Leno
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"Death is the one appointment we all have to keep."
David Letterman
"I believe that death is just life's way of saying 'your time is up, now let someone else have a turn.'"
Conan O'Brien
"Death is the only guaranteed deadline we all have to meet."
John Oliver
"Death puts everything into perspective."
Conan O'Brien
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"Death is a reminder to live fully."
Ray Romano
R
"Death teaches us to live."
Ray Romano
"Death is the ultimate deadline that puts everything else in perspective."
Garry Shandling
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"Death reminds us to live fully while we can."
Craig Ferguson
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"Death reminds us to live fully."
Bernie Mac
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"Life and death are both natural parts of our journey"
Cedric the Entertainer
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"Accept death as a natural part of life's cycle"
Cedric the Entertainer
"Death is just the punctuation mark at the end of life's sentence."
Paul Reiser
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"Death puts everything in perspective if you let it."
Ray Romano
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"Understanding death helps us appreciate the value of life."
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"Death is the only thing that makes life meaningful."
Craig Ferguson