Death Quotes
The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.
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"Death is the only certainty in life."Jack Donaghy
"Death is the ultimate deal breaker."Jack Donaghy
"We should never stop thinking about what comes after."Angela Martin
"Why do people have to die? Why can't they just stay alive forever?"Tom Haverford
"Fish and plankton, sea-birds and sea-plants, all must die, eventually."Ron Swanson
"Death is nature's way of saying slow down."Jenna Maroney
"Death is the one guarantee in life, along with taxes and my success."Jenna Maroney
"You can't escape death, but you can make the most of life."Tracy Jordan
"Death is the one thing we all have in common. Makes us equal."Tracy Jordan
"Death is merely an exit strategy from a failed entity."Jack Donaghy
"Death reminds us to live fully."Leslie Knope
"Death is the one certainty in life, so prepare accordingly."Angela Martin
"Death is just another thing to worry about."Liz Lemon
"I think death reminds us to live fully while we're here."Pam Beesly
"Death is inevitable. But not for people like me."Ryan Howard
"Mortality is something to contemplate. I prefer not to."Ryan Howard
"I have no fear of death. I welcome it."Ron Swanson
"Death is something we don't talk about, but we should."Jenna Maroney
"Death is just like sleeping, except you never wake up and your family cries a lot."Tracy Jordan
"Death is just another transition in life."Jack Donaghy
"Death is a natural part of life; we should face it with dignity."Angela Martin
"Death is just a transition to a better afterlife."Ryan Howard
"I'm going to be honest, I'm dying."Michael Scott
"I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of living without purpose."Michael Scott
"Death teaches us how to live, if we pay attention."Phoebe Buffay
"Death isn't the end; it's just intermission."Phoebe Buffay
"Death is depressing, so I prefer not to think about it."Jenna Maroney
"Death would be less scary if you could schedule it."Jenna Maroney
"Death is a natural part of life that we should accept gracefully."Angela Martin
"Death is just another deadline to beat."Ryan Howard