Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

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"Death is the only certainty in life."
Jack Donaghy
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"Death is the ultimate deal breaker."
Jack Donaghy
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"We should never stop thinking about what comes after."
Angela Martin
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"Why do people have to die? Why can't they just stay alive forever?"
Tom Haverford
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"Fish and plankton, sea-birds and sea-plants, all must die, eventually."
Ron Swanson
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"Death is nature's way of saying slow down."
Jenna Maroney
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"Death is the one guarantee in life, along with taxes and my success."
Jenna Maroney
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"You can't escape death, but you can make the most of life."
Tracy Jordan
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"Death is the one thing we all have in common. Makes us equal."
Tracy Jordan
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"Death is merely an exit strategy from a failed entity."
Jack Donaghy
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"Death reminds us to live fully."
Leslie Knope
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"Death is the one certainty in life, so prepare accordingly."
Angela Martin
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"Death is just another thing to worry about."
Liz Lemon
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"I think death reminds us to live fully while we're here."
Pam Beesly
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"Death is inevitable. But not for people like me."
Ryan Howard
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"Mortality is something to contemplate. I prefer not to."
Ryan Howard
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"I have no fear of death. I welcome it."
Ron Swanson
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"Death is something we don't talk about, but we should."
Jenna Maroney
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"Death is just like sleeping, except you never wake up and your family cries a lot."
Tracy Jordan
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"Death is just another transition in life."
Jack Donaghy
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"Death is a natural part of life; we should face it with dignity."
Angela Martin
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"Death is just a transition to a better afterlife."
Ryan Howard
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"I'm going to be honest, I'm dying."
Michael Scott
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"I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of living without purpose."
Michael Scott
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"Death teaches us how to live, if we pay attention."
Phoebe Buffay
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"Death isn't the end; it's just intermission."
Phoebe Buffay
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"Death is depressing, so I prefer not to think about it."
Jenna Maroney
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"Death would be less scary if you could schedule it."
Jenna Maroney
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"Death is a natural part of life that we should accept gracefully."
Angela Martin
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"Death is just another deadline to beat."
Ryan Howard