Faith Quotes

"Faith is what you have before I prove you wrong."

"Faith is believing in something higher than yourself. I believe in beer."

"I have faith that everything will work out. It never does."

"The Lord helps those who help themselves, and also those who don't, but especially those who do."

"Faith provides meaning and direction in an uncertain world."

"Comedy is my religion, and the audience is my congregation!"

"Faith is believing you'll survive the next scheme."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will bring new opportunities for fun."

"Faith in God is faith in a poor investment."

"*solemn expression*"

"*mysterious baby look*"

"I believe Bart is innocent."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like homework."

"Faith is believing you won't get caught."

"Faith is believing something better will happen. Hasn't happened yet."

"Faith left town the same day my wife did."

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"I'm going to go to heaven!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but I try to help Him out when I can."

"The Lord provides for those who have faith."

"*looks up with faith in eyes*"

"I have faith that things will work out somehow."

"Faith keeps you going when being pursued relentlessly."

"Faith that you'll escape is the only faith that matters."

"Faith? I have faith in one thing - my agent's ability to negotiate!"

"Faith in yourself is fine, but faith in your accountant is essential!"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"

"Faith doesn't require proof, just belief."

"Faith is for people who lack the courage to seize what they want."

"Faith is for peasants. I have stocks."