Faith Quotes
Belief in something greater, whether divine, human, or simply possible.
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"Faith is believing in possibilities even when you can't see them."Gilda Radner
"I'm convinced that heaven is just a place where everyone laughs all day long."Phyllis Diller
"If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at who He gives it to."Mort Sahl
"Faith doesn't mean you never doubt; it means you believe anyway."Goldie Hawn
"Faith is betting on yourself and the universe."Goldie Hawn
"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."Gracie Allen
"God is love, but get it in writing."Gracie Allen
"You have to believe in yourself when no one else does."Gilda Radner
"I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of clothes."Mort Sahl
"Why do we have to die and become angels? Why can't we just stay as we are?"Lily Tomlin
"Even though I'm no longer religious, I still feel the spiritual emptiness that religion tries to fill."Lily Tomlin
"It is bad luck to be superstitious."Fred Allen
"Fear is faith in reverse."Fred Allen
"I believe in the power of a good laugh to heal almost anything."Gilda Radner
"I believe in the transformative power of making someone laugh."Gilda Radner
"Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase."Fred Allen
"Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark."Fred Allen
"Organised religion is making a comeback. So is the plague."Mort Sahl
"I've always felt that there was something in me that's beyond the material."Phyllis Diller
"I have faith that we will overcome our challenges."Bob Hope
"Faith is believing something no reasonable person would consider."Mort Sahl
"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."Gracie Allen
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."Gracie Allen
"When you get to my age, you realize that every blessing you have is a miracle in disguise."Gracie Allen
"The wages of sin are death, but you get to live while you're sinning."Red Skelton
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."Red Skelton
"I believe that everything happens for a reason."Red Skelton
"The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one failed."Fred Allen
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."Fred Allen
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."Jack Benny