Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

"Being a father taught me that patience isn't a virtue - it's a survival mechanism."
Paul Reiser
"Family teaches you who you are."
Conan O'Brien
R
"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."
Ray Romano
R
"The hardest part of being a parent is staying sane."
Ray Romano
R
"The best part of my day is when the kids go to bed."
Ray Romano
R
"Family is everything to me."
Ray Romano
R
"Family bonds are unbreakable."
Ray Romano
"Family is complicated because it's the first place we learn to be human."
Garry Shandling
C
"Family is where your story begins and where your heart stays."
Craig Ferguson
B
"Family is everything to me."
Bernie Mac
B
"I love my mama, I love my family."
Bernie Mac
B
"I get my strength from my family."
Bernie Mac
C
"Family is everything, and you should always make time for the people you love"
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"Family bonds are stronger than any challenge life throws at you"
Cedric the Entertainer
"The thing about being a parent is that you're always worried about something, even when everything is fine."
Paul Reiser
R
"As a parent, you realize that most of parenting is just winging it and hoping nobody notices."
Ray Romano
D
"If you want to change the world, go home and love your family."
David Letterman
D
"My childhood was pretty good. My parents didn't fight. My home was happy."
David Letterman
B
"Family is everything, man. That's your foundation right there."
Bernie Mac
C
"Family is the foundation of everything good in this world."
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"Family is the accident of birth, but it teaches you about love."
Craig Ferguson
"Family is the people you're stuck with no matter what stupid things you do."
Garry Shandling
R
"Family is the one thing in life that matters most, even when they drive you absolutely crazy."
Ray Romano
D
"Family isn't always the people you're born with; sometimes it's the people you choose."
David Letterman
C
"Family is the foundation of everything; without that, nothing else matters."
Cedric the Entertainer
"Family is the people who have to love you, which is why you can be completely yourself with them."
Paul Reiser
"Family is both your biggest support and your greatest challenge."
Paul Reiser
R
"Kids don't come with instructions. If they did, I'd probably lose the manual on day one."
Ray Romano
R
"Family is the only thing that matters in the end. Everything else is just noise."
Ray Romano
B
"Family is everything. Without them, all the fame and fortune don't mean a damn thing."
Bernie Mac