Friendship Quotes

"Friendship is like a good weave—it requires maintenance and the right stylist."

"A real friend stays with you through the darkest times."

"The friends who stay are the ones worth keeping."

"Real friends are the ones who don't mind being in your weird movies."

"I don't need friends. I have my thoughts."

"Friendship is a social construct for those who need validation."

"Friendship means accepting people even when they're being completely annoying."

"Real friends stick around even when you're not being fun."

"That's like, totally cool, dude."

"That was excellent, dude."

"That was like, totally cool, dude."

"We like, rock, dude."

"We're like, the coolest guys ever."

"I've learned that friendship is basically just tolerating someone else's existence."

"I don't understand people who enjoy being around other people."

"Friends? I have plenty of people who like me."

"Real friends stick around because of me."

"Friendship means like, doing stuff together and being cool."

"Butt-Head is like, my best friend and stuff. Hehehehe."

"I may not understand everything you're talking about, but I know that friendship is real."

"I may not be the smartest person, but I'm a good friend."

"Real friendship means accepting each other's quirks and differences."

"A true friend tells you the truth even when it's hard."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just selective."

"You can't force friendship. Either it works or it doesn't."

"I'd rather have one real friend than a thousand fake ones."

"Friendship is like a jar of pickles. Once you open it, things get weird."

"I'm not unfriendly, I'm just selectively social."

"Daria and I don't fit in, but at least we're superior."

"Daria's the only person worth knowing in this school."