Happiness Quotes

"This is like, the coolest thing that's ever happened."

"Like, this is the best day ever!"

"Shopping is like, my favorite sport."

"Most people are too busy pretending to be happy to actually be happy."

"Real happiness comes from being yourself."

"The key to happiness is knowing your audience."

"I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I know how to have fun."

"The key to a fulfilling life is low expectations."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Happiness is a myth sold by greeting card companies."

"People should just chill and enjoy their lives."

"Timmeh!"

"Timmy's joy is contagious."

"Timmy's happiness comes from within."

"Happiness is a state of mind, and mine is a traffic jam."

"The pursuit of happiness is what life is all about."

"This is so cool"

"This is the greatest day ever"

"This is the best thing ever"

"I'm going to the happiest place on Earth!"

"You guys make me so happy."

"Gosh, I'm so excited about this!"

"This is the best day of my whole life!"

"This is the greatest moment of my life!"

"Dude, this is sweet!"

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a German shepherd!"

"Gee, that's swell!"

"Jeepers, that's swell!"

"Happiness is for the weak."

"Happiness is a fool's errand, yet I find amusement in its pursuit."