Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that's kind of the same thing."
Craig Ferguson
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"The secret to life is making other people happy."
Craig Ferguson
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"Life is short. Do the things that make you happy."
Craig Ferguson
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"I think happiness is a skill you can develop."
Craig Ferguson
"You can't force happiness, but you can force a good laugh."
Jimmy Kimmel
"Happiness is fleeting, which is why it's important to laugh at inappropriate moments."
John Oliver
"Happiness is just another word for not paying attention."
Garry Shandling
"I think the secret to happiness is low expectations and a good sense of irony."
Garry Shandling
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"The key to happiness is doing what you love, not loving what you do for money."
Jay Leno
"Happiness comes from appreciating what you have right now."
Paul Reiser
"Happiness is found in the present moment, not the past or future."
Paul Reiser
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"I think pork chops when cooked are as close as we're ever going to get to heaven."
David Letterman
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"The secret to happiness is finding out what you genuinely enjoy doing."
David Letterman
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"Happiness is a choice you make every morning."
David Letterman
"The best moment is usually the one you're not paying attention to."
Conan O'Brien
"I think the pursuit of happiness is often what prevents you from being happy."
Conan O'Brien
"The secret to happiness is lowering your expectations and being pleasantly surprised constantly."
Jimmy Kimmel
"Happiness is a moving target that we mistake for our actual destination."
John Oliver
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"Happiness is not a destination. It's a way of traveling."
Craig Ferguson
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"I believe that happiness is a choice you make moment by moment."
Craig Ferguson
"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations strategically."
Paul Reiser
"The key to a great life is not taking yourself too seriously."
Conan O'Brien
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"Life's too short to waste time on negativity."
Ray Romano
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"Happiness comes from within."
Ray Romano
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"The best moments in life are often unplanned."
David Letterman
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"Laughter is the best therapy. I've made a living off that principle."
David Letterman
"The pursuit of happiness often prevents us from being happy."
Garry Shandling
"We're looking for happiness in places we'll never find it."
Garry Shandling
"Joy is found in small, unexpected moments if we're paying attention."
Garry Shandling
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"The world is a wonderful place when you stop complaining about it."
Craig Ferguson