Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"The secret to happiness is knowing when to say no."
Carla Tortelli
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"Happiness is not a destination; it's a choice you make daily."
Carla Tortelli
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"You want happiness? Get it from somewhere else - I'm not serving it here."
The Waitress
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"Happiness is having everything you've worked for finally fall into place."
Rebecca Howe
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"The key to happiness is refusing to accept anything less than extraordinary."
Rebecca Howe
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"You know what the secret to happiness is? Low expectations."
Norm Peterson
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"The pursuit of happiness is what gets you in trouble."
Norm Peterson
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"I'm living my best life, which isn't saying much."
Norm Peterson
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"Happiness isn't found in compromise; it's found in authenticity."
Lilith Sternin
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"Happiness is fleeting, but suffering is eternal."
Rickety Cricket
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"I could be happy if you jerks would just let me."
Sweet Dee
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"I deserve happiness."
Sweet Dee
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"I deserve to be happy."
Sweet Dee
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"Happiness isn't found in materialistic pursuits, though they don't hurt."
Diane Chambers
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"The key to happiness is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."
Cliff Clavin
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"The secret to happiness is surrounding yourself with people who listen."
Cliff Clavin
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"Happiness isn't about being perfect; it's about being perfectly yourself."
Sam Malone
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"Happiness is a moving target that gets further away the closer you get."
Carla Tortelli
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"I don't have to be smart, I have to be happy."
Norm Peterson
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"Happiness is a warm beer and good company."
Norm Peterson
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"Happiness isn't something you find; it's something you create."
Dee Reynolds
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"Happiness is an illusion I stopped chasing."
Rickety Cricket
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"I deserve to be happy like everyone else."
Sweet Dee
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"I deserve happiness, and I'm going to find it."
Sweet Dee
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"I want to live! I want to love! I want to eat a lot of cheese!"
Mac
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"The best things in life are free, or so they say."
Cliff Clavin
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"The simple things in life are usually the best."
Cliff Clavin
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"Happiness is fleeting."
Charlie Kelly
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"Happiness is a choice."
Charlie Kelly
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"The secret to happiness is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."
Sam Malone