Health Quotes

"Health? That's what gyms are for, and I got a guy to do that for me."

"Health insurance is a racket - I just hire a personal doctor and write it off!"

"Health? More muscle means more dominance."

"I'm not sick, I'm just allergic to life."

"Health is a state of mind, and my mind is in a bar."

"Health insurance is a luxury for the wealthy only."

"Health is wealth, and ye cannae put a price on it."

"Take care of yer body, and it'll take care of ye."

"Goo goo ga"

"I've always been in excellent health, except for the liver part."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"Is butter a carb?"

"Health? I'm naturally invincible."

"Health is wealth. I'm poor in both accounts."

"Health is wealth, and we must care for our bodies as temples of the Lord."

"Health of body, mind, and spirit should be our priority."

"Health is wealth, especially when you need energy to run."

"Health is the ability to take a hit and keep going."

"Health is important only insofar as it extends my rule."

"Health is overrated, sugar is underrated."

"Junk food is a food group if you believe hard enough."

"Health is wealth I'll never have either of."

"My health is what I have left to lose."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

"The doctor said I needed braces on my liver."

"Finish your vegetables or you'll get a nose bleed."

"I believe in living a clean, wholesome life, diddly-do."

"A sound mind requires a healthy body and spirit."

"Health is wealth, but faith is true riches."

"Care for your body—it's the temple of the spirit."