Health Quotes

"Health is overrated. Give me beer and cigarettes."

"Health is wealth, so take care of yourself, mon."

"A healthy body and mind are your greatest assets."

"Health is the foundation of a happy, fulfilling life."

"A healthy body supports a healthy mind and spirit."

"Health is a state of mind I choose to ignore daily."

"Health is a privilege of species that don't disgust everyone."

"My doctor says I have very few years left to live. Which is great news!"

"Health is overrated. I'd rather spend my time inventing things."

"Health is wealth, especially for a robot like me."

"A healthy robot is a happy robot."

"Your health is your wealth. Take care of yourself."

"Good health is the foundation of a good life."

"Health is important, but pizza is more important."

"Health is the real wealth."

"Health is overrated when you got a good TV guide."

"Health is what you had before you got old."

"Health is wealth that money can't purchase."

"A healthy body houses a healthy mind."

"You gotta be healthy to enjoy life, I reckon."

"Health is the most important wealth you got."

"Health is for the weak. Metal never gets sick."

"Health is wealth, and I'm spiritually bankrupt but physically insured."

"Health ain't something you get back once it's gone."

"My stomach is a angry beast."

"Yes, yes! But where's my kidney?!"

"You gotta take care of yourself to take care of others."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying life."

"Health is wealth, or so I've heard."

"Health is important. That's why I'm always running from the law."