Health Quotes

"Laughter is therapeutic."

"Health is the greatest wealth you'll ever have."

"Health is important, but so is a good laugh—they both heal you."

"Health is the foundation upon which everything else is built."

"The fountain of youth? It's just staying busy and having something to laugh about."

"I'm convinced that laughter is the best medicine, and if it isn't, I'm going to keep using it anyway."

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental, and social well-being."

"Health is the foundation upon which happiness is built."

"Health is the luxury of being able to fully experience life."

"I joined a gym. I've been there five years, they still don't know my name. They just call me 'the guy who comes in twice a year.'"

"I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'Finally!' I said, 'To sit in the sauna and use their bathroom.'"

"I went to the doctor. He said, 'You need to lose weight.' I said, 'Doctor, I came here to feel better, not to hear my wife's opinions.'"

"My wife wanted me to quit smoking. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'It's bad for your health.' I said, 'What health?'"

"Your body is a wonderland, treat it with respect."

"You are allowed to take care of yourself."

"Health is a state of mind, and most of us are mentally ill."

"Your body is a wonderland, but your mind is even more miraculous."

"The most important thing in life is your health. Without your health, you've got nothing"

"Sleep is wonderful when you are tired"

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day, so my life expectancy is a lot lower"

"The most important thing is your health, without it you've got nothing"

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being."

"Health is a gift that money cannot buy."

"A country that spends more on military bands than on medical research is not a country that takes health seriously."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"The secret of staying young is to lie about your age and exercise regularly."

"The only way to keep your health is to be careful about what you put in your mouth."

"The instrument through which we suffer and enjoy is the body."

"The greatest wealth is health, but I'll settle for financial security."

"The key to longevity is honesty and hard work."