History Quotes

"I've seen empires rise and fall... all based on profit margins."

"History will remember Plankton as the one who almost succeeded."

"It all started when I was born on a cold, dark night."

"The past teaches us for the future."

"History repeats itself, especially when it's funny."

"History loves a good laugh more than anything."

"History teaches us important lessons for today."

"History teaches us valuable lessons."

"History teaches us that heroes are ordinary people doing extraordinary things."

"History is just a bunch of crazy stuff that already happened."

"History repeats itself, which means I can do the same gag twice!"

"History is full of people who were never appreciated in their time."

"History proves that talent is always underappreciated."

"History shows that the rich get richer."

"History proves that those with money have power."

"History will remember Plankton as a legend."

"History repeats itself, usually when I forget."

"History teaches us lessons."

"I've learned a lot from history... and from Mr. Krabs."

"History teaches us how to make better choices."

"Learning from history helps us avoid mistakes."

"History teaches us that heroes are ordinary people who chose to act."

"History repeats itself to teach lessons we missed."

"History teaches us not to repeat yesterday's mistakes tomorrow."

"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it - loudly!"

"History is boring, and so is my life."

"History repeats itself, and it's still boring."

"History is humanity's greatest waste of time."

"History repeats its lessons."

"History is just a bunch of crazy stories that actually happened!"