History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

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"History is just people making the same mistakes with better costumes."
Linda Belcher
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"History shows us that being weird has always been the best strategy."
Linda Belcher
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"I appreciate history and all that it teaches us."
Tina Belcher
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"History teaches us not to repeat mistakes."
Louise Belcher
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"History repeats for those who don't learn it."
Louise Belcher
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"History is just people like me doing weird stuff that mattered to them."
Gene Belcher
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"History is written by people brave enough to do stuff."
Gene Belcher
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"History teaches us not to repeat past mistakes."
Lois Griffin
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"History is important. So is knowing how to make a classic burger."
Bob Belcher
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"History teaches us what works and what doesn't."
Bob Belcher
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"History teaches us if we're smart enough to listen."
Teddy
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"History's got lessons for us if we pay attention."
Teddy
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"History is written by the winners, and I plan to be one."
Jimmy Pesto
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"History will remember me as the greatest villain ever. Probably."
Stewie Griffin
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"History is written by winners. And I will win."
Stewie Griffin
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"History is full of important people who nobody remembers."
Linda Belcher
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"History repeats itself, which is why I keep making the same mistakes."
Peter Griffin
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"History teaches us not to repeat the same mistakes."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"History is just a collection of people doing dramatic things."
Tina Belcher
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"History is just really old music that people finally figured out was good."
Gene Belcher
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"History repeats itself in rhythm and meter."
Gene Belcher
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"This restaurant is my history book."
Bob Belcher
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"History is made in small moments every day."
Bob Belcher
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"History teaches us not to repeat our mistakes."
Teddy
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"History shows us we're capable of great things."
Teddy
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"History will remember me as the greatest restaurateur of my time."
Jimmy Pesto
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"History repeats itself because we never learn."
Jessa Joffe
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"History teaches us that people never change."
Jessa Joffe
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"History teaches us so much about human nature."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"History repeats itself because we don't learn from it."
Shoshanna Shapiro