Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

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"Newton was the greatest mind that ever existed, but even he could not read the Cambridge catalogue."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Education is our business not because we love learning but because we love money."
John Maynard Keynes
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"A study of the principles of economics does not require a very agile mind."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Humor is the cure for sadness."
Jérémie Bentham
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"Humor is a form of truth-telling that bypasses our defenses."
Karl Popper
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"Humor reveals the contradictions and absurdities of human existence."
Karl Popper
"Humor is a way of maintaining sanity in an absurd world."
Claude Lévi-Strauss
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"The human race faces a cruel choice: work or daytime television."
John Maynard Keynes
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"A sound banker is not one who foresees danger and avoids it, but one who, when he is ruined, is ruined in a conventional way."
John Maynard Keynes
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"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Humor is a reflection of wisdom and intelligence."
Antonio Genovesi
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Antonio Genovesi
"The most powerful argument against unlimited democracy is a conversation with an average voter."
Friedrich Hayek
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"If God had intended us to talk on our knees, he would make us kneel when we pray."
Jérémie Bentham
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"Humor is humanity's greatest blessing."
Johann Tetens
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"Humor is tragedy plus time."
Johann Tetens
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"Humor reveals the contradictions in our understanding."
Julien Offray de La Mettrie
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"Humor is wisdom dressed in the clothing of levity."
Johann Tetens
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"Humor allows us to speak truth when seriousness would provoke only defensiveness."
Johann Tetens
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"Humor arises from perceiving incongruity and contradiction."
George Berkeley
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"The man who cannot laugh at himself has already ceased to grow."
Antonio Genovesi
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"Humor arises when expectations meet reality in unexpected ways."
Julien Offray de La Mettrie
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"Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and the tendency of economists to disagree."
John Maynard Keynes
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"One cannot usually Page two blanks and hope they will be filled in with something sensible."
John Maynard Keynes
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"The study of economics does not seem to require any specialised gifts of an unusually high order."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Keynes is always right in the long run—which is to say, he is always dead in the long run."
John Maynard Keynes
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"A practical man is a man who practices the errors of his predecessors."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Humor reveals human folly"
Giovanni Vico
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"A sense of humor reveals wisdom and proportion in our judgments."
George Berkeley
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"Humor often illuminates truth more effectively than gravity."
George Berkeley